Act 1: What Happened?
Voice Over: I'm not sure if I should be pissed off, or worried about what happened to my husband? Either way someone is goin' to have the shit kicked out of them!
The scene opens on the manor of the VVC. The early day had faded into late afternoon as Joanne sat in her room going through a few things that she had bought earlier. For some odd reason she had more freedom even if Krieger was with her. She sighs as she hears footfalls in the hall, but her lips curl into a smiles as she realizes that it was Krieger. A knock soon comes to the door.
Krieger: Joanne, may I enter?
Joanne: Sure.
Krieger enters in his tailor made white suit with silver trim.
Krieger: How are you feeling?
Joanne: I'm fine. Has there been anythin' from Seph or the others?
Krieger: It seems Seph took Uh Oh for some special training back home.
She turns and looks over her shoulder.
Joanne: What do you mean?
Krieger: Something about, wolves, a bear, and digging.
Joanne thinks about it for a minute as what little bit of color fades from her face.
Joanne: He buried Uh Oh alive?!
Krieger: I am not sure... I certainly hope not, I don't think Uh Oh would survive very long like that... no offense...
Joannes: Its the final part to join the darkside. Give me a phone!
Krieger hands her his phone.She dials and soon reaches Seph. On the other end a small tone sounds before she hears a very familiar voice.
Voice: Ahoy hoy?
Joanne: I am so upset at you right now!
Voice: Whoa, whoa, why loose your venom on me? I always admired that hot Italian blood of yours.
Joanne sighs and takes a deep breath.
Joanne: Really? Really? After what happened with Uh Oh! I can't even think straight right now!
Voice: Why? What happened with Uh-oh?
She clenches her fist so tight that a trickle of blood comes from her hand.
Voice: Was it the whole Sothren thing about the metal bat and lightning? Cause I already talked to both of them about that.
Her eyes go wide as she paces the room.
Joanne: Oh he is so DEAD! First him and then you!
Voice: Why, whatever for? I don't recall doing anything to hurt Uh-oh. Well not intentionally.
Joanne: You buried him alive! He could have died!
Voice: Nonsense. He is perfectly fine. I think he's making us a souffle right now.
Joanne: What? Some sort of evil, like bug infested, or blood filled souffle?!
Voice: N-no I believe it's just eggs and cheese, maybe some sausage if he's feeling saucy. Speaking of saucy the girls and I were talking last night and...
Joanne: Not interested right now! I know you did somethin' to him! I just know it!
Voice: Joanne, I would never do anything to upset you or hurt Uh-oh. I'm quite fond of him and he came to me for help really. I just helped him reach the next level.
Joanne: Why did he come to you for help?
Voice: I might have kidnapped him first... but the rest was all him
Joanne: You WHAT?
Voice: I can tell you are upset but rest assured he's fine. We've taken very good care of him. He's already one of us.
Joanne: Why does that not make me feel any better?
Voice: Alright, alright... settle down. I shall bring your noble knight post haste. Stacy?!
Stacy: Yes, sir?
Voice: Fetch Uh-oh for me, Joanne wants to talk to him.
Stacy: Yes, sir..
Joanne is hunched over the desk, as she drums her fingers on the desk.
Krieger: Everything okay?
She glares over at him with her eyes flashing red.
Voice: So miss me?
Joanne: Not right now!
Voice: You missed me...
Joanne: Not right now...
Voice: Ah here he is... It's for you, Ulysses.
Soon she hears an all to familiar voice on the other end.
Uh Oh: H..hello?
Joanne: Uh Oh are you alright?
Uh Oh: Joanne?!? Are you alright?
Joanne: I'm fine. They're treatin' me good. Why did you let him bury you alive?
Uh Oh: Well... I wasn't 100% conscious when that happened...
Joanne: Damnit. You don't know how much I miss you and worried about you. Is everyone treatin' you good? If not when I get back I'll have to beat them!
Uh Oh: Well the climbing out was the hardest challenge, but I been helping with the cooking so I can't complain, and the burns are healing nicely.
Joanne: Burns?
Uh Oh: I thought that if the wood was on fire it would be easier to break through...I forgot that besides the casket I was the next most flammable thing.
Joanne: Have the doctor look you over. I'm sure shell make sure you're alright. Just don't take anythin' that's in a tube.
Uh Oh: Okay, I'll be ready for When Worlds Collide. We're coming to free you in Greensboro.
Joanne: I know you will. Who's takin' care of the business while I'm here?
Uh Oh: ... I don't know... MY SOUFFLE! I left it to warm when Stacy grabbed me... I hope Reno or Rude took care of that...
Joanne: I'll let you go then... I miss you. I love you.
Uh Oh: I love you too... I'll see if Seph can find out who is running the business... Oh I don't know who hired Siri as a receptionist but she is awfully rude...
Joanne: I see. We'll deal with that later. I'll see you soon.
Uh Oh: Can't be soon enough. Here you go Seph.
Seph: There are you not satisfied now?
Joanne: I guess so... But I'm still not happy...
Seph: You know I'll always try to satisfy you. Please forgive.... my intentions were pure.
Joanne: Maybe... I'll see you soon. Just keep an eye on him.
Seph: Oh I will. And tell Krieger I said Hello. You'll need to pay him back for the phone.
Joanne: Right....
Seph: And do have them buy you some hair care products, my dear. Your looking a bit haggard.
Click. She looks at the phone before handing it back to Krieger.
Joanne: Thank you.
Krieger: No problem. They letting you get any training in or just trying to keep you out of their way?
Joanne: I've been in the trainin' room a few times already. I think I'm goin' to try and get some fresh air. I have a few thin's to think about.
Krieger: Do you need anyone to stay with you?
Joanne: For some odd reason they've given the run of the estate and the grounds. As long as I stay behind the walls I'm fine
Krieger nods.
Krieger: Very well, if you need me I'll be around
Joanne: I know. But I think I'll be alright.
Krieger: Ok stay safe, I'm going to train for a bit
Joanne: I will.
Joanne slips a pair of sandals on her feet and heads out onto the balcony as the scene fades to black.
The scene reopens on the vast grounds of the VVC manor. The night had started to come on, as the sun started to set. We see Joanne walking along the grounds.
Joanne: I hate the fact that I am stuck here while the others at home tryin' to free me. I know that they do everythin' that they can and I'll be with my sweet Uh Oh once again. But I know that this match isn't goin' to be an easy one. I've been in a few of these and managed to make it to a good spot before being put out. The VVC still believe that they are going to make it through this match unscathed but I'm afraid that all of you are backin' the wrong horse.Toa is just a mindless killin' machine. Nothin' I haven' seen or faced before. Genesis is a dog that you keep on a leash to try to prove that you guys are scary... Please I've seen scarier than him. Dean you are not the visionary that you think you are. I've seen guys like you come and go and trust me they think they are all high and mighty, until someone better comes along. You may have won a few matches but I'm afraid you're not walkin' out of this match with anythin'. The Darkside will take is rightfully ours and run wild while you sit and wonder what just happened.
She looks back toward the manor and sees Krieger standing in front of the window of the training room. He looks down at her and waves. Joanne waves back before continuing on.
Joanne: Krieger, you are the only besides Uh Oh that has treated me as a friend. Seph and I were lovers long before I met either one of you, and I don't think you realize how deep my feelin's run with him. He was my first in every sense of the word. Uh Oh helped me when I needed someone in my other state of mind. I know you would have to but thin's were in play that I didn't even see. Krieger you will always be a dear friend to me, and you being here has made it bearable to be here. Just know in this match there are no friends and no allies, and if it comes down to you and I, I will give you a decent fight. Oni, I don't think you realize what kind of trouble you are in. The Darkside has big guys too and they will gladly face off against you.. Oh and we do have one thin' that most of you have forgotten... The Devil's daughter is here on earth. Have fun with that...
Joanne continues her walk around the grounds, passing by a few guards as does. They give her space and continue on their patrol.
Joanne: Baalzbul you are just an annoyin' piece of shit that thinks he can use magic to make creatures. Rene does that on the daily. I just hope you realize what you did. But then again, you are an idiot so that is a no. Deimos, Phobos and Asathroth... All of you have crossed the Darkside and now they are out for blood. The last time someone turned on the Darkside they were never seen again. And the same will happen to you, but I have a feelin' that it's goin' to be worse for all of you because of who Emily is. Merxy I have no clue why you get mixed up with these fools. You're better than that and I think you realize it to don't ya?
She laughs as the sound of an owl is heard coming from somewhere in the forest.
Joanne: Genocide... I'm not sure where to start with you. I've never heard of you but you seem to have a thin' with Stalker so I'll just keep my nose out of that one. If you were smart you would just walk away and deal with Stalker after this match is all over with. Thantos what in the hell are you talkin' about? Do you think that NEW is human? In the two promos that I watched you are talkin' to the company like its alive. Unless you are adressin' everyone... I mean that would make sense. But that's not what I see. You think you're comin' into this match and winnin' the big title when I know you're not. Tell me what have you even done in this company? Anythin'? I somehow doubt you'll last long in this match, and when you get thrown over I'll be laughin' my ass off.
Joanne stops at one of the tall trees and stands under it for a moment watching the final rays of the sun set over the stone walls.
Joanne: Jenny, Faith, Hope I know that you want to fight, and I'm glad that you do. This match is not for the faint of heart. As for your friend tryin' to get me out of the contract, I am grateful for that. But this can't be done legally. Sometimes people just need to have the shit kicked out of them to get the message across. I just hope you know what you are gettin' yourselves into with this one. Eric, I know that I have stood in the ring against you more than once and I know that you can handle yourself. The VVC has wronged more than the Darkside and that is never good. They have hurt people in their wake and shown you disrespect in more ways than one. This will be the perfect match to get your revenge...
She smirks as she sees a black raven sitting on top of the wall, and felt better knowing he had eyes on her.
Joanne: As for you Hiro, you have done more than most have against the VVC. You have stood and fought against them without any concern for yourself. I'm impressed. I know that you will fight to the end to make it and get a title but I have to warn you that even your own lover, and partner isn't on your side in this one. Everyone is out for themselves... Includin' me. Next I have the wannbe losers from the Lord of the Rings. Do you really think I'm scared of you? Please... You're nothin' more than larpers on the weekend. Do you really think you're goin' to make it that far in this match against the Darkside? We have more to lose than you will ever know. I'm not even sure why you just randomly showed up for this one. Why don't you sit on the sidelines until there isn't so many in the ring already? And Juste... I'm not sure where to start with you? Why are you chasin' after a girl that doesn't even know your name? Man find someone that is actually into you and show her a good time. Don't stalk her... That just makes you a creep. I know everyone wants a piece of the VVC, but you're just a follower now... And don't stand a chance. Sorry if it sounds like I'm doubtin' your ability, but you know it's true.
She extends her arm and the raven lands on it. Joanne pets the raven's head as it gently caws at her.
Joanne: Hello Morrigan. I know you miss me. But I'm alright and I'll be home soon enough. Ander my dear boy I know that you have felt the wrath of the VVC more than anyone. But I know that you will fight to defend you sister and that I don't expect any less. I will do everythin' to help you but just know even though we are family only one can walk away with the win. Dread it's good to see you back, and I know Denise and Necra are both pleased to see you. I know that you will fight with everythin' that you have for not only your family but the Darkside as well. This is not going to be an easy match but we will do whatever we must. Denise you have been loyal as a friend and are like a sister to me. You stand with us and for your husband which I admire. This match is goin' to test us all and I now we will stand together until there is a time that we can't. You've held a title for two years straight and couldn't be touched. This is our time to shine and there is nothin' they can do to stop us. Necra, you're like a daughter to me. I've watched you grow up, and become the woman you are today. You can get through this and get to the top with the family with you. No matter what happens fight until the end, and make sure you take some of the assholes of the VVC with you. Now... As for the two loves of my life...
Morrigan caws gently once again before flying off, leaving Joanne alone once again.
Joanne: Seph... You have been my friend, my love, my enemy, and my sire. This match is goin' to be one for the ages and I know how it's goin' to go. You will do whatever it takes to make it to the end, and no matter who you have to put out it doesn't matter. We are all family and when one wins we all win. I will not fight against you no matter what happens, or how they punish me. I'm not stupid. I've done that song and dance before and still have the scars from it as well. And my sweet Uh Oh. You have gone through so much with me, and I want to say I'm sorry that I couldn't be there to help you. As Molly I kept you safe and away from those that were willin' to cause harm to you. Now I still fight tooth and nail to keep us both safe. In this match I will stand with you and the others until I can't. I know you will do what you can and make us all proud. I love you and will see you soon.
She starts to head inside but stops and smiles.
Joanne: And to the rest of you that have not said anythin' yet... Stay out of this match unless you are willin' to be beaten into nothin'. See you soon and good luck, you're goin' to need it.
She turns and heads inside as the scene fades to black.