Post by Admin on Aug 16, 2023 23:02:43 GMT
Olympic Gymnastics Arena
Seoul, South Korea
In memory of Donald “Donster the Monster” Messer Jr. (1951-2023)
It is with deep sorrow and much love that we mourn the passing of Donald F. Messer Jr. of Pittsfield. He passed away on August 8, 2023 at the age of 72. He will be deeply missed.
Donny was a kind and generous man. He was cherished by so many people in his community. He loved all animals and had a great sense of humor. He enjoyed eating and listening to music, but above all, Donny adored his family.
He was predeceased by his loving parents, Don and Gloria Messer. He was a loving father to Crystal and Donny, grandfather to Matthew, Hayleigh and Jaiden, and brother to Bobby, Alex, Gloria, Pete, Joe, Alan, Jeff, Larry, Lucien and Michelle. He was a beloved Uncle, Cousin, Father-In-Law and Friend to so many.
Donny will be forever in our hearts.
Back in Black by AC/DC hits
It shows clips of Mayhem defeating Uh Oh, Alyssa Williams defeating Cletus, Jessica Williams defeating Crossdresser Michelle, Allie Landon & Ms. James defeating The Typhoon King and Wicked the Badger Wolf. Jay Williams defeating The Typhoon King, Jezebel defeating Ryan the Kid, Eric Herrera defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf, Allie Landon & Ms. James defeating Crossdresser Michelle & Cletus the Bum. Leon Dread defeating The Typhoon King, Stalker Knight defeating Ryan the Kid, Anisa Knight defeating Crossdresser Michelle, and Necra Octavien Kane defeating Cletus the Bum. Rene Volkov defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf, AJ Flare defeating Ryan the Kid, Dean Tyler defeating the Bloody Typhoon King. Eclipse of Darkness defeating Cletus the Bum and Crossdresser Michelle. Kofi Von Erich defeating Uh Oh. Lindsey Flare defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Juste Richelieu defeating Cletus the Bum, and CodRED defeating The Typhoon King & Wicked the Badger Wolf. Kofi Von Erich defeats The Typhoon King. Amber Payne defeating Ryan the Kid. Baalzebul attacking Wicked the Badger Wolf. April Dimter defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Juste Richelieu defeating Cletus the Bum. Lindsey Flare defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Angelique Simone defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Benjamin Maddox defeating Uh Oh. CodeRED defeating The Typhoon King & Wicked the Badger Wolf. Veronica Rodriguez defeating Cletus the Bum. Joanne Canelli defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Eclipse of Darkness defeating Los Americanos. La Cazadora defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Genesis defeating Cletus the Bum. Lance Williams defeating Ryan the Kid. Brian Kennedy defeating the Typhoon King. Jessica Williams defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Genesis defeating Ryanh the Kid. AJ Flare defeating Cletus the Bum. The Terror Twins defeating Los Americanos. AJ Flare defeating Cletus the Bum. Jay Williams defeating The Typhoon King. Juste Richelieu defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf. Eclipse of Darkness defeating Los Americanos. Fathi defeating Ryan the Kid. La Cazadora & Hiro Masamune defeating Crossdresser Michelle & Cletus the Bum. Lone Star Outlaws defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf & The Typhoon King. CodeRED defeating Los Americanos. Davey Regal defeating Cletus the Bum. Sephiroth Du Lac destroying Ryan the kid. Anisa Knight defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf. Diamond Rose defeating the Typhoon King.
Don Master: Welcome everyone to another exciting night of BLACK OUT!
Kenada Akira: 4 North American Classic championship tournament matches will take place tonight all contested under 2 out of 3 falls.
Reno Vega: Not once but twice the VVC will grace you all with their presence as Baalzebul and Deimos destroy the pathetic excuse of competition.
Red Stars by the Birthday Massacre hits as Isaac Boothe walks out and bows as Dean Tyler and Lindsey Flair step out followed by Thor. They make their way to the ring and Thor holds the ropes open for everyone then steps over the top rope.
Isaac Boothe: Well, well, well… ladies and gentlemen.. It is my honor.. My privilege and your absolute joy to introduce to you the future NEW World Heavyweight champion… Dean Tyler!
Dean Tyler: You see, I am a visionary, nay THE VISIONARY… You see, I manipulated everything. I knew that this pathetic joke of a company would send everyone under contract after me. They fear me and my greatness. So step by step I built an army. I also got me a trump card. A forced member to prey on their sympathy. They allowed her to win out of pity for her and her joke of a marriage.
The crowd boos and starts throwing trash in the ring.
Dean Tyler: So the next phase of the plan was to dump her like the trash she is and put out the challenge. You see everyone knows that title is mine. So at Hellscape I will finish Joanne’s story and walk out of Hellscape the next NEW World champion and no one can stop me.
Dean drops the mic and holds his hands up as Red Stars plays.
Kenada Akira: This man is a sociopath.
Don Master: Well he may think he is the number one contender but the championship committee hasn’t announced who is number one contender yet.
Reno Vega: They know no one but Dean Tyler is deserving of that championship.
Don Master: So you think but the likes of Eric Herrera, Brian Kennedy, Necra, Jenny Kay, and an entire locker room in the back may disagree.
Reno Vega: They can disagree all they like but the fact of the matter is Dean Tyler will be number 1 contender for Hellscape so mark my words.
Kenada Akira: I’d rather mark up your face.
Don Master: Easy gentlemen let's go to the ring for our opening contest.
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NEW North America Classic Rd 1
2 out of 3 falls
"The Devil's Deadly Weapon" Baalzebul
vs.
Ryan the Kid
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Skye Everheart: The opening contest is scheduled for one fall and it will be contested under 2 out of 3 falls rules. This match is a round 1 match for the North American Classic Championship tournament. Currently in the ring… Ryan the Kid!
Ryan raises his hand and stretches.
Isaac Boothe: You know the deal little My Size Barbie.. Put the microphone down and back away! Ladies and gentlemen it is your honor and my pleasure to introduce to you from Maladomoi weighing 270 lbs… “The Devil’s Deadly Weapon” Baalzebul!!
Arena goes black and starts to fill with an eerie mist. In the center of the ring a plume of smoke and Baalzebul appears behind opponent.
DING DING
Baalzebul charges across the ring and clotheslines Ryan into the corner and starts stomping a mudhole into him.
Don Master: Baalzebul will never be a gold medal winner but he will absolutely tear you to pieces.
Baalzebul grabs Ryan and slams his head into the top turnbuckle repeatedly and starts choking him with the tag rope.
Kenada Akira: Ref get in there!
Baalzebul turns and stalks after the referee. Ryan shakes his head and turns and leaps at Baalzebul!
Kenada Akira: Get him!
Baalzebul catches Ryan in mid air with a powerslam! He then picks up Ryan and hits the SILVER TONGUED SLAUGHTER!! He hooks the leg!
….1
…….2
………3!!
DING DING
Isaac Boothe: The winner of the first fall as predicted… “The Devil’s Deadly Weapon” Baalzebul!!
Baalzebul grabs Ryan the Kid and throws him over the top rope down to the floor. He then steps between the ropes and runs along the apron and hits a cannonball senton onto Ryan!
Reno Vega: Baalzebul is a monster and I love it!
Baalzebul grabs Ryan and picks him up and hits the SIGNED IN BLOOD! He then picks Ryan up again who is now bleeding from the back of the head and does a second SIGNED IN BLOOD!
Don Master: Someone stop this guy!
Baalzebul picks him up a third time and… SIGNED IN BLOOD! The referee threatens to count them both out and Baalzebul just laughs and tells him to start counting.
Kenada Akira: This is disgusting!
As the referee starts counting Baalzebul hits another SIGNED IN BLOOD AND THEN ANOTHER!!
Reno Vega: This is it for this kid.
Baalzebul picks up Ryan for another Signed in Blood but the referee calls for the bell. Isaac walks over and talks to the referee.
Isaac Boothe: The referee has stopped the match and awarded the match to Baalzebul by referee stoppage! Baalzebul my friend you do not have to do anymore damage…
Kenada Akira: Finally some mercy!
Isaac Boothe: Oh… what the Hell… 1 more time!
Kenada Akira & Don master: WHAT?!?
Baalzebul hits a limp Ryan the Kid with the SIGNED IN BLOOD ONE LAST TIME!!!!
Don Master: This is disgusting!
Baalzebul and Isaac Boothe walk to the back with Alistair.
Stalker stands at the top of the ramp. He raises his hand and shows the dog collar and chain.
Stalker: Come on big man, accept the match.
Baalzebul: I’m not putting on a dog collar, I’m not a dog, but if you want to have a dog fight, I know a hound who is willing to oblige.
Genesis attacks Stalker from behind with a chop block to his knee as Baalzebul pounces on Stalker and they start attacking and kicking Stalker while on the ground as Alistair and Isaac get some cheap shots on Stalker. Anisa, Amber, and Holden charge out to attack Genesis and Baalzebul and drive them off.
Reno Vega: The Parliament are cowards who can’t keep it one on one.
Kenada Akira: ….
Don Master: Are you blind or just bad at math?
Reno Vega: Just because you do not understand common core, is not my fault.
Kenada:Akira: Can we just get to the next match, please?
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NEW North America Classic Rd 1
2 out of 3 falls
"God of Terror" Deimos
vs.
Eduardo Liger
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Skye Everheart: The next match is scheduled for 2 out of 3 falls and is a first round North American Classic Championship tournament match! First coming down the aisle from Cozumel, Mexico weighing 228 lbs… Eduardo Loger!!
Captain America's Theme composed by Henry Jackman blasts over the PA systems as Eduardo Liger comes out on stage and looks up to the heavens and then stares down the ramp and then runs down it as he does a somersault into the ring and then runs to the nearest turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as they erupt in cheer he then jumps down and awaits for the start of the match while feeding off the energy of the crowd.
Isaac Boothe: Ladies and gentlemen, the executioner of this poor, pathetic soul. From Athens, Greece weighing 257 lbs… “The God of Terror” DEIMOS!!
The Music Hits hits as the lights go out. A spotlight hits. As blue light fills the arena.
DING DING
Deimos charges but Eduardo ducks and rolls behind Deimos as he stands Eduardo hits him with a dropkick. He then catches Deimos with a superkick and a flying clothesline!
Don Master: Eduardo using his speed to keep Deimos back pedaling.
Eduardo stands and gets the crowd to cheer as he charges in but gets cut off by a running high knee from Deimos!
Reno Vega: Just like that Deimos shows why the VVC can’t be stopped.
Deimos waits for Eduardo to stand and hits a knee lift and then uses an arm wringer hook kick. He then hits Eduardo with a Northern Lights suplex!
…….1
………2
……..kick out!
Kenada Akira: Eduardo showing a lot of heart.
Deimos slaps the back of Eduardo’s head and then whips him into the ropes and catches him with TERROR STRIKES!! He hooks the leg!
……1
……..2
………3!!
DING DING
Isaac Boothe: Winner of the first fall no surprise… Deimos!!
Reno Vega: No one can stop the VVC from taking all the gold!
Deimos grabs Eduardp but Eduardo counters with a jawbreaker and then an enzuigiri! He then nails a jumping calf kick!
Don Master: Eduardo making a big come back!
Eduardo goes to the apron and leaps with a springboard as Deimos stands but Deimos counters and catches him mid air with TERROR STRIKES!!!
Kenada Akira: Hate to admit it but quite an impressive counter!
He then stalks Eduardo who stands holding his jaw and Deimos locks in the TERROR TRAP!!!! Eduardo struggles but then taps out!
DING DING DING!
Isaac Boothe: The winner of the match.. “The God of Terror” DEIMOS!!!
Deimos continues to hold the Terror Trap as Lukas Liger hits the ring. Deimos shoves Eduardo to Lukas as they stare one another down. Alistair slides in behind Lukas and nails him with a low blow and Deimos hits Terror STRIKES!!!
Don Master: Can you believe the VVC?
Reno Vega: They are great aren’t they?
Kenada Akira: Great at being back jumping cowards!
Deimos locks Lukas in the Terror Trap! Amber Payne, Anisa Knight, and Holden Knight charge the ring as Deimos releases Lukas and they escape through the crowd.
Don Master:Everyone is recovering from injuries but the VVC try to keep the wounds fresh.
Kenada Akira: I hear something is going on backstage.
Camera cuts backstage as Maddie is walking the hallway when Alistair steps out and almost bumps into her.
Alistair: Ah, the little legal aide playing lawyer. I must say, well done, impressive work. But legal aid is just a fancy way of saying unpaid intern. Why not come work for me I can make you rich.
Maddie smiles at him. He smiles back.
Maddie McKenzie: That sounds almost as tempting as peeling my skin with a rusty cheese grater bathing in lemon juice an drying off with a sandpaper towel.
Alistair looks taken aback.
Maddie McKenzie: You and the rest of the VVC are disgusting, slimy, carrion feeders. I will not let you manipulate anyone else like you did Joanne. I will be here to ruin your plans and help stomp you all out of NEW. So next time you get within arms reach of me, better bring your bodyguards or I might rearrange your face… then again, it may be an improvement…
Maddie walks past Alistair a she turn red with quiet fury at her rebuke.
Camera cuts back to ringside as Kenada and Don are laughing at Alistair’s humiliation.
Reno Vega: laugh now, but there will be repercussions, count on it.
Kenada Akira: Talk a big game but it is about time to watch some real talent mix it up.
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NEW North America Classic Rd 1
2 out of 3 falls
Juste Richilleau
vs.
Wicked the Badger Wolf
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Skye Everheart: The next match is scheduled for 2 out of 3 falls and is a first round North American Classic Championship tournament. First coming down the aisle from parts unknown weighing 180 lbs.. Wicked the Badger Wolf!!
The lights go out as Welcome to the Graveyard hits as green smoke fills the stage and then Wicked walks out and walks to the ring shaking his head violently and snarling and howling. he rolls under the bottom rope and chases everyone out of the ring. he then circles the ring and grunts and howls.
Skye Everheart: His opponent from Avignon, France weighing 220 lbs… “The Gentleman Ghost of Avignon” Juste Richelieu
DING DING
Wicked rakes Juste’s eyes. Wicked with a back rake and then he starts trying to gouge Juste’s eye.
Don Master: Wicked is not the nicest but his style is effective.
Wicked rakes Juste’s chest. Juste grabs Wicked and hits a side belly to belly suplex. He then grabs Wicked and hits an overhead belly to belly suplex.
Kenada Akira: Juste is an expert at Judo and he is all about throwing his opponents around the ring.
Juste grabs Wicked and hits a German suplex. He then picks up Wicked and hits a wrist clutch suplex. He then grabs Wicked and hits the Avignon Au Revoir!!! He hooks the leg!
………1
………….2
……………….3!!
DING DING
Skye Everheart: Winner of the first fall Juste Richelieu!
Juste stands and waits for Wicked to get to his feet.
Reno Vega: The fool should have stayed on him.
Juste approaches but Wicked captures his arms and starts headbutting Juste repeatedly and then hits a reverse tiger suplex!
Don Master: Wicked showing how quickly he can bounce back.
Juste uses the ropes to stand as Wicked charges in and Juste gets a boot up and he ducks behind Wicked and hits a tiger suplex!
Kenada Akira: Juste coming back!
Juste stands and grabs Wicked and hits a straight jacket suplex! He then grabs Wicked and hits a half nelson suplex!
Reno Vega: If this was Baalzebul it would be a whole other game.
Juste goes to the top rope and hits an imploding swanton! He then grabs Wicked and applies a Juste Lock and Wicked taps out!
DING DING DING
Skye Everheart: The winner of the match 2-0 Juste Richelieu!!
Don Master: Juste showing his skills.
Suddenly Ace Reigns and Ace Michaels attacks Juste from behind. They start punching and kicking on him.
Kenada Akira: What is it with these slime balls attacking everyone!
Suddenly Lance and Jay Williams hit the ring with baseball bats and send the Ace’s fleeing the ring as the crowd erupts.
Jay Williams: Now don’t ya’ll get the wrong idea, we ain’t the biggest fans of French pretty boys, but this pretty boy has the balls to come to fight. He stands and fights like a man ready for a good brawlin’
Lance Williams: Which is something these VVC bitches don’t know nothin’ about. When the numbers are even or against them, they run, duck, hide, grab weapons and just cry to mama.
Jay WIlliams: Hell two tiny little thangs like Allie Landon and Tiffany James sent the big bad devil boy and the man hungry flea bag a-runnin’ with there tails tucked between there legs.
Lance Williams: So while we may not be sitting down for a Sunday meal with the likes of them ladies and this pretty boy, we are more than ready to back them in a fight with the yellow bellied slime balls calling themselves VVC.
Jay Williams: So VVC, you are on notice, we are done with this jumping everyone crap. You come out here again tonight and well…
Lance holds up his baseball bat and practices a swing.
Jay Williams: It’s time to play ball and we’ll even teach the French Petty Boy just how much fun the All American Past time can be when VVC’s heads are the balls.
Jay, Lance, and Juste head to the back as Lance hands Juste the bat and is giving him swinging tips.
Don Master: Looks like Dean Tyler’s empire is quickly crumbling down.
Reno Vega: This is just a minor setback.
Kenada Akira: Keep deluding yourself.
Don Master: We have another great match so let's get to that.
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Main Event
NEW North America Classic Rd 1
2 out of 3 falls
"Mother of Monsters" Rene Volkov
vs.
Uh Oh
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Skye Everheart: The next match is your main event and it is scheduled for 2 out of 3 falls and is a first round tournament match for the NEW North American Classic Championship! First coming down the aisle from parts unknown weighing 150 lbs… Uh Oh!
Chlorine by 21 Pilots hits as the camera cuts to backstage as they hear high pitched screaming as uh oh is running in the back being chased by a large boulder he runs into a shopping cart and starts pushing it and hops inside as it barrels through the curtains and rambles down the entrance way before hitting the ringside apron launching Uh oh into the ropes. Which he bounces off and crashes onto the ramp and curls up in pain.
Skye Everheart: His opponent from Moscow, Russia weighing 132 lbs… “The Mother of Monsters” Rene Volkov!!
"The house lights go down, as green and black spotlights go over the crowd. As the tron comes to life with strange looking shadows and creatures that seem to be in strange pods. A strange chant is heard over the loud speakers as "Parasite Eve" by Bring Me The Horizon begins to play over the loudspeaker. The scenes change to more laboratory looking places and a strange island where we see Rene floating in what appears to be a tube. She opens her eyes as the scene changes to her matches. On the stage a strange looking pod as Ragnarok steps out from behind it as the door opens. Rene steps out and starts to head down the ramp way toward the ring with Ragnarok following behind. She reaches the ring and waits for the match to begin.
DING DING
Don Master: Rene will make short work of Uh Oh here.
Rene catches Uh Oh with a dropkick and sends him to the mat. She then hits him with a flying back elbow and Uh Oh hits the floor!
Kenada Akira: Uh Oh looks dazed already.
Rene with a suicida tope sending Uh Oh into the guardrail! She then hops onto the apron and hits Uh Oh with an Asai moonsault!
Reno Vega: This is a joke, just call it over already!
Rene rolls Uh Oh back into the ring. She climbs to the top rope. She goes for… STRAIGHT DOWN!! NO! Uh Oh rolls out of the ring and she crashes to the mat! Uh Oh with a quick cover!
…….1
……….2
………..3!!
DING DING
Skye Everheart: The winner of the first fall… Uh Oh!
Reno Vega: HAHAHA She just got pinned by the biggest loser on the roster!
Uh Oh stands looking surprised. Rene gets up and spins him around and kicks him in the gut and hits a snap suplex! She then goes to the top rope… Uh Oh tries to stand.. ONODI!! She then goes to the top rope and hits the DOUBLE AERIAL TWIST!!!
……1
……..2
……….3!!
DING DING
Skye Everheart: Winner of the second fall Rene Volkov!
Kenada Akira: Rene with a quick come back!
Rene Volkov stands and grabs Uh Oh and hits a teardrop suplex. She then waits for Uh Oh to stand as she climbs to the top rope. She nails Uh Oh with a missile dropkick!
Don Master: Uh Oh is some big trouble!
Rene goes to the top rope. She hits the ROUNDOFF! She then goes to the top rope and hits the STRAIGHT DOWN!!!
…..1
………2
……….3!!
DING DING DING
Skye Everheart: The winner of the match… Rene Volkov!!
Kenada Akira: Rene Volkov had a rocky start but what a comeback and dominating performance.
Reno Vega: If she made a mistake like that against any member of the VVC she would be eliminated!
Don Master: Keep telling yourself that!
Suddenly the arena goes dark.
The NEWtron shows a dark alleyway illuminated by a fire inside a metal barrel.
The sound of metal scraping against concrete can be heard.
A figure walks into the dim illumination of the fire. It is Eric Herrera.
Eric Herrera: Come Hellscape… all Hell will break loose….
Everything fades to black.
Seoul, South Korea
In memory of Donald “Donster the Monster” Messer Jr. (1951-2023)
It is with deep sorrow and much love that we mourn the passing of Donald F. Messer Jr. of Pittsfield. He passed away on August 8, 2023 at the age of 72. He will be deeply missed.
Donny was a kind and generous man. He was cherished by so many people in his community. He loved all animals and had a great sense of humor. He enjoyed eating and listening to music, but above all, Donny adored his family.
He was predeceased by his loving parents, Don and Gloria Messer. He was a loving father to Crystal and Donny, grandfather to Matthew, Hayleigh and Jaiden, and brother to Bobby, Alex, Gloria, Pete, Joe, Alan, Jeff, Larry, Lucien and Michelle. He was a beloved Uncle, Cousin, Father-In-Law and Friend to so many.
Donny will be forever in our hearts.
Back in Black by AC/DC hits
It shows clips of Mayhem defeating Uh Oh, Alyssa Williams defeating Cletus, Jessica Williams defeating Crossdresser Michelle, Allie Landon & Ms. James defeating The Typhoon King and Wicked the Badger Wolf. Jay Williams defeating The Typhoon King, Jezebel defeating Ryan the Kid, Eric Herrera defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf, Allie Landon & Ms. James defeating Crossdresser Michelle & Cletus the Bum. Leon Dread defeating The Typhoon King, Stalker Knight defeating Ryan the Kid, Anisa Knight defeating Crossdresser Michelle, and Necra Octavien Kane defeating Cletus the Bum. Rene Volkov defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf, AJ Flare defeating Ryan the Kid, Dean Tyler defeating the Bloody Typhoon King. Eclipse of Darkness defeating Cletus the Bum and Crossdresser Michelle. Kofi Von Erich defeating Uh Oh. Lindsey Flare defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Juste Richelieu defeating Cletus the Bum, and CodRED defeating The Typhoon King & Wicked the Badger Wolf. Kofi Von Erich defeats The Typhoon King. Amber Payne defeating Ryan the Kid. Baalzebul attacking Wicked the Badger Wolf. April Dimter defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Juste Richelieu defeating Cletus the Bum. Lindsey Flare defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Angelique Simone defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Benjamin Maddox defeating Uh Oh. CodeRED defeating The Typhoon King & Wicked the Badger Wolf. Veronica Rodriguez defeating Cletus the Bum. Joanne Canelli defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Eclipse of Darkness defeating Los Americanos. La Cazadora defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Genesis defeating Cletus the Bum. Lance Williams defeating Ryan the Kid. Brian Kennedy defeating the Typhoon King. Jessica Williams defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Genesis defeating Ryanh the Kid. AJ Flare defeating Cletus the Bum. The Terror Twins defeating Los Americanos. AJ Flare defeating Cletus the Bum. Jay Williams defeating The Typhoon King. Juste Richelieu defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf. Eclipse of Darkness defeating Los Americanos. Fathi defeating Ryan the Kid. La Cazadora & Hiro Masamune defeating Crossdresser Michelle & Cletus the Bum. Lone Star Outlaws defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf & The Typhoon King. CodeRED defeating Los Americanos. Davey Regal defeating Cletus the Bum. Sephiroth Du Lac destroying Ryan the kid. Anisa Knight defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf. Diamond Rose defeating the Typhoon King.
Don Master: Welcome everyone to another exciting night of BLACK OUT!
Kenada Akira: 4 North American Classic championship tournament matches will take place tonight all contested under 2 out of 3 falls.
Reno Vega: Not once but twice the VVC will grace you all with their presence as Baalzebul and Deimos destroy the pathetic excuse of competition.
Red Stars by the Birthday Massacre hits as Isaac Boothe walks out and bows as Dean Tyler and Lindsey Flair step out followed by Thor. They make their way to the ring and Thor holds the ropes open for everyone then steps over the top rope.
Isaac Boothe: Well, well, well… ladies and gentlemen.. It is my honor.. My privilege and your absolute joy to introduce to you the future NEW World Heavyweight champion… Dean Tyler!
Dean Tyler: You see, I am a visionary, nay THE VISIONARY… You see, I manipulated everything. I knew that this pathetic joke of a company would send everyone under contract after me. They fear me and my greatness. So step by step I built an army. I also got me a trump card. A forced member to prey on their sympathy. They allowed her to win out of pity for her and her joke of a marriage.
The crowd boos and starts throwing trash in the ring.
Dean Tyler: So the next phase of the plan was to dump her like the trash she is and put out the challenge. You see everyone knows that title is mine. So at Hellscape I will finish Joanne’s story and walk out of Hellscape the next NEW World champion and no one can stop me.
Dean drops the mic and holds his hands up as Red Stars plays.
Kenada Akira: This man is a sociopath.
Don Master: Well he may think he is the number one contender but the championship committee hasn’t announced who is number one contender yet.
Reno Vega: They know no one but Dean Tyler is deserving of that championship.
Don Master: So you think but the likes of Eric Herrera, Brian Kennedy, Necra, Jenny Kay, and an entire locker room in the back may disagree.
Reno Vega: They can disagree all they like but the fact of the matter is Dean Tyler will be number 1 contender for Hellscape so mark my words.
Kenada Akira: I’d rather mark up your face.
Don Master: Easy gentlemen let's go to the ring for our opening contest.
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NEW North America Classic Rd 1
2 out of 3 falls
"The Devil's Deadly Weapon" Baalzebul
vs.
Ryan the Kid
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Skye Everheart: The opening contest is scheduled for one fall and it will be contested under 2 out of 3 falls rules. This match is a round 1 match for the North American Classic Championship tournament. Currently in the ring… Ryan the Kid!
Ryan raises his hand and stretches.
Isaac Boothe: You know the deal little My Size Barbie.. Put the microphone down and back away! Ladies and gentlemen it is your honor and my pleasure to introduce to you from Maladomoi weighing 270 lbs… “The Devil’s Deadly Weapon” Baalzebul!!
Arena goes black and starts to fill with an eerie mist. In the center of the ring a plume of smoke and Baalzebul appears behind opponent.
DING DING
Baalzebul charges across the ring and clotheslines Ryan into the corner and starts stomping a mudhole into him.
Don Master: Baalzebul will never be a gold medal winner but he will absolutely tear you to pieces.
Baalzebul grabs Ryan and slams his head into the top turnbuckle repeatedly and starts choking him with the tag rope.
Kenada Akira: Ref get in there!
Baalzebul turns and stalks after the referee. Ryan shakes his head and turns and leaps at Baalzebul!
Kenada Akira: Get him!
Baalzebul catches Ryan in mid air with a powerslam! He then picks up Ryan and hits the SILVER TONGUED SLAUGHTER!! He hooks the leg!
….1
…….2
………3!!
DING DING
Isaac Boothe: The winner of the first fall as predicted… “The Devil’s Deadly Weapon” Baalzebul!!
Baalzebul grabs Ryan the Kid and throws him over the top rope down to the floor. He then steps between the ropes and runs along the apron and hits a cannonball senton onto Ryan!
Reno Vega: Baalzebul is a monster and I love it!
Baalzebul grabs Ryan and picks him up and hits the SIGNED IN BLOOD! He then picks Ryan up again who is now bleeding from the back of the head and does a second SIGNED IN BLOOD!
Don Master: Someone stop this guy!
Baalzebul picks him up a third time and… SIGNED IN BLOOD! The referee threatens to count them both out and Baalzebul just laughs and tells him to start counting.
Kenada Akira: This is disgusting!
As the referee starts counting Baalzebul hits another SIGNED IN BLOOD AND THEN ANOTHER!!
Reno Vega: This is it for this kid.
Baalzebul picks up Ryan for another Signed in Blood but the referee calls for the bell. Isaac walks over and talks to the referee.
Isaac Boothe: The referee has stopped the match and awarded the match to Baalzebul by referee stoppage! Baalzebul my friend you do not have to do anymore damage…
Kenada Akira: Finally some mercy!
Isaac Boothe: Oh… what the Hell… 1 more time!
Kenada Akira & Don master: WHAT?!?
Baalzebul hits a limp Ryan the Kid with the SIGNED IN BLOOD ONE LAST TIME!!!!
Don Master: This is disgusting!
Baalzebul and Isaac Boothe walk to the back with Alistair.
Stalker stands at the top of the ramp. He raises his hand and shows the dog collar and chain.
Stalker: Come on big man, accept the match.
Baalzebul: I’m not putting on a dog collar, I’m not a dog, but if you want to have a dog fight, I know a hound who is willing to oblige.
Genesis attacks Stalker from behind with a chop block to his knee as Baalzebul pounces on Stalker and they start attacking and kicking Stalker while on the ground as Alistair and Isaac get some cheap shots on Stalker. Anisa, Amber, and Holden charge out to attack Genesis and Baalzebul and drive them off.
Reno Vega: The Parliament are cowards who can’t keep it one on one.
Kenada Akira: ….
Don Master: Are you blind or just bad at math?
Reno Vega: Just because you do not understand common core, is not my fault.
Kenada:Akira: Can we just get to the next match, please?
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NEW North America Classic Rd 1
2 out of 3 falls
"God of Terror" Deimos
vs.
Eduardo Liger
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Skye Everheart: The next match is scheduled for 2 out of 3 falls and is a first round North American Classic Championship tournament match! First coming down the aisle from Cozumel, Mexico weighing 228 lbs… Eduardo Loger!!
Captain America's Theme composed by Henry Jackman blasts over the PA systems as Eduardo Liger comes out on stage and looks up to the heavens and then stares down the ramp and then runs down it as he does a somersault into the ring and then runs to the nearest turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as they erupt in cheer he then jumps down and awaits for the start of the match while feeding off the energy of the crowd.
Isaac Boothe: Ladies and gentlemen, the executioner of this poor, pathetic soul. From Athens, Greece weighing 257 lbs… “The God of Terror” DEIMOS!!
The Music Hits hits as the lights go out. A spotlight hits. As blue light fills the arena.
DING DING
Deimos charges but Eduardo ducks and rolls behind Deimos as he stands Eduardo hits him with a dropkick. He then catches Deimos with a superkick and a flying clothesline!
Don Master: Eduardo using his speed to keep Deimos back pedaling.
Eduardo stands and gets the crowd to cheer as he charges in but gets cut off by a running high knee from Deimos!
Reno Vega: Just like that Deimos shows why the VVC can’t be stopped.
Deimos waits for Eduardo to stand and hits a knee lift and then uses an arm wringer hook kick. He then hits Eduardo with a Northern Lights suplex!
…….1
………2
……..kick out!
Kenada Akira: Eduardo showing a lot of heart.
Deimos slaps the back of Eduardo’s head and then whips him into the ropes and catches him with TERROR STRIKES!! He hooks the leg!
……1
……..2
………3!!
DING DING
Isaac Boothe: Winner of the first fall no surprise… Deimos!!
Reno Vega: No one can stop the VVC from taking all the gold!
Deimos grabs Eduardp but Eduardo counters with a jawbreaker and then an enzuigiri! He then nails a jumping calf kick!
Don Master: Eduardo making a big come back!
Eduardo goes to the apron and leaps with a springboard as Deimos stands but Deimos counters and catches him mid air with TERROR STRIKES!!!
Kenada Akira: Hate to admit it but quite an impressive counter!
He then stalks Eduardo who stands holding his jaw and Deimos locks in the TERROR TRAP!!!! Eduardo struggles but then taps out!
DING DING DING!
Isaac Boothe: The winner of the match.. “The God of Terror” DEIMOS!!!
Deimos continues to hold the Terror Trap as Lukas Liger hits the ring. Deimos shoves Eduardo to Lukas as they stare one another down. Alistair slides in behind Lukas and nails him with a low blow and Deimos hits Terror STRIKES!!!
Don Master: Can you believe the VVC?
Reno Vega: They are great aren’t they?
Kenada Akira: Great at being back jumping cowards!
Deimos locks Lukas in the Terror Trap! Amber Payne, Anisa Knight, and Holden Knight charge the ring as Deimos releases Lukas and they escape through the crowd.
Don Master:Everyone is recovering from injuries but the VVC try to keep the wounds fresh.
Kenada Akira: I hear something is going on backstage.
Camera cuts backstage as Maddie is walking the hallway when Alistair steps out and almost bumps into her.
Alistair: Ah, the little legal aide playing lawyer. I must say, well done, impressive work. But legal aid is just a fancy way of saying unpaid intern. Why not come work for me I can make you rich.
Maddie smiles at him. He smiles back.
Maddie McKenzie: That sounds almost as tempting as peeling my skin with a rusty cheese grater bathing in lemon juice an drying off with a sandpaper towel.
Alistair looks taken aback.
Maddie McKenzie: You and the rest of the VVC are disgusting, slimy, carrion feeders. I will not let you manipulate anyone else like you did Joanne. I will be here to ruin your plans and help stomp you all out of NEW. So next time you get within arms reach of me, better bring your bodyguards or I might rearrange your face… then again, it may be an improvement…
Maddie walks past Alistair a she turn red with quiet fury at her rebuke.
Camera cuts back to ringside as Kenada and Don are laughing at Alistair’s humiliation.
Reno Vega: laugh now, but there will be repercussions, count on it.
Kenada Akira: Talk a big game but it is about time to watch some real talent mix it up.
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NEW North America Classic Rd 1
2 out of 3 falls
Juste Richilleau
vs.
Wicked the Badger Wolf
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Skye Everheart: The next match is scheduled for 2 out of 3 falls and is a first round North American Classic Championship tournament. First coming down the aisle from parts unknown weighing 180 lbs.. Wicked the Badger Wolf!!
The lights go out as Welcome to the Graveyard hits as green smoke fills the stage and then Wicked walks out and walks to the ring shaking his head violently and snarling and howling. he rolls under the bottom rope and chases everyone out of the ring. he then circles the ring and grunts and howls.
Skye Everheart: His opponent from Avignon, France weighing 220 lbs… “The Gentleman Ghost of Avignon” Juste Richelieu
DING DING
Wicked rakes Juste’s eyes. Wicked with a back rake and then he starts trying to gouge Juste’s eye.
Don Master: Wicked is not the nicest but his style is effective.
Wicked rakes Juste’s chest. Juste grabs Wicked and hits a side belly to belly suplex. He then grabs Wicked and hits an overhead belly to belly suplex.
Kenada Akira: Juste is an expert at Judo and he is all about throwing his opponents around the ring.
Juste grabs Wicked and hits a German suplex. He then picks up Wicked and hits a wrist clutch suplex. He then grabs Wicked and hits the Avignon Au Revoir!!! He hooks the leg!
………1
………….2
……………….3!!
DING DING
Skye Everheart: Winner of the first fall Juste Richelieu!
Juste stands and waits for Wicked to get to his feet.
Reno Vega: The fool should have stayed on him.
Juste approaches but Wicked captures his arms and starts headbutting Juste repeatedly and then hits a reverse tiger suplex!
Don Master: Wicked showing how quickly he can bounce back.
Juste uses the ropes to stand as Wicked charges in and Juste gets a boot up and he ducks behind Wicked and hits a tiger suplex!
Kenada Akira: Juste coming back!
Juste stands and grabs Wicked and hits a straight jacket suplex! He then grabs Wicked and hits a half nelson suplex!
Reno Vega: If this was Baalzebul it would be a whole other game.
Juste goes to the top rope and hits an imploding swanton! He then grabs Wicked and applies a Juste Lock and Wicked taps out!
DING DING DING
Skye Everheart: The winner of the match 2-0 Juste Richelieu!!
Don Master: Juste showing his skills.
Suddenly Ace Reigns and Ace Michaels attacks Juste from behind. They start punching and kicking on him.
Kenada Akira: What is it with these slime balls attacking everyone!
Suddenly Lance and Jay Williams hit the ring with baseball bats and send the Ace’s fleeing the ring as the crowd erupts.
Jay Williams: Now don’t ya’ll get the wrong idea, we ain’t the biggest fans of French pretty boys, but this pretty boy has the balls to come to fight. He stands and fights like a man ready for a good brawlin’
Lance Williams: Which is something these VVC bitches don’t know nothin’ about. When the numbers are even or against them, they run, duck, hide, grab weapons and just cry to mama.
Jay WIlliams: Hell two tiny little thangs like Allie Landon and Tiffany James sent the big bad devil boy and the man hungry flea bag a-runnin’ with there tails tucked between there legs.
Lance Williams: So while we may not be sitting down for a Sunday meal with the likes of them ladies and this pretty boy, we are more than ready to back them in a fight with the yellow bellied slime balls calling themselves VVC.
Jay Williams: So VVC, you are on notice, we are done with this jumping everyone crap. You come out here again tonight and well…
Lance holds up his baseball bat and practices a swing.
Jay Williams: It’s time to play ball and we’ll even teach the French Petty Boy just how much fun the All American Past time can be when VVC’s heads are the balls.
Jay, Lance, and Juste head to the back as Lance hands Juste the bat and is giving him swinging tips.
Don Master: Looks like Dean Tyler’s empire is quickly crumbling down.
Reno Vega: This is just a minor setback.
Kenada Akira: Keep deluding yourself.
Don Master: We have another great match so let's get to that.
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Main Event
NEW North America Classic Rd 1
2 out of 3 falls
"Mother of Monsters" Rene Volkov
vs.
Uh Oh
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Skye Everheart: The next match is your main event and it is scheduled for 2 out of 3 falls and is a first round tournament match for the NEW North American Classic Championship! First coming down the aisle from parts unknown weighing 150 lbs… Uh Oh!
Chlorine by 21 Pilots hits as the camera cuts to backstage as they hear high pitched screaming as uh oh is running in the back being chased by a large boulder he runs into a shopping cart and starts pushing it and hops inside as it barrels through the curtains and rambles down the entrance way before hitting the ringside apron launching Uh oh into the ropes. Which he bounces off and crashes onto the ramp and curls up in pain.
Skye Everheart: His opponent from Moscow, Russia weighing 132 lbs… “The Mother of Monsters” Rene Volkov!!
"The house lights go down, as green and black spotlights go over the crowd. As the tron comes to life with strange looking shadows and creatures that seem to be in strange pods. A strange chant is heard over the loud speakers as "Parasite Eve" by Bring Me The Horizon begins to play over the loudspeaker. The scenes change to more laboratory looking places and a strange island where we see Rene floating in what appears to be a tube. She opens her eyes as the scene changes to her matches. On the stage a strange looking pod as Ragnarok steps out from behind it as the door opens. Rene steps out and starts to head down the ramp way toward the ring with Ragnarok following behind. She reaches the ring and waits for the match to begin.
DING DING
Don Master: Rene will make short work of Uh Oh here.
Rene catches Uh Oh with a dropkick and sends him to the mat. She then hits him with a flying back elbow and Uh Oh hits the floor!
Kenada Akira: Uh Oh looks dazed already.
Rene with a suicida tope sending Uh Oh into the guardrail! She then hops onto the apron and hits Uh Oh with an Asai moonsault!
Reno Vega: This is a joke, just call it over already!
Rene rolls Uh Oh back into the ring. She climbs to the top rope. She goes for… STRAIGHT DOWN!! NO! Uh Oh rolls out of the ring and she crashes to the mat! Uh Oh with a quick cover!
…….1
……….2
………..3!!
DING DING
Skye Everheart: The winner of the first fall… Uh Oh!
Reno Vega: HAHAHA She just got pinned by the biggest loser on the roster!
Uh Oh stands looking surprised. Rene gets up and spins him around and kicks him in the gut and hits a snap suplex! She then goes to the top rope… Uh Oh tries to stand.. ONODI!! She then goes to the top rope and hits the DOUBLE AERIAL TWIST!!!
……1
……..2
……….3!!
DING DING
Skye Everheart: Winner of the second fall Rene Volkov!
Kenada Akira: Rene with a quick come back!
Rene Volkov stands and grabs Uh Oh and hits a teardrop suplex. She then waits for Uh Oh to stand as she climbs to the top rope. She nails Uh Oh with a missile dropkick!
Don Master: Uh Oh is some big trouble!
Rene goes to the top rope. She hits the ROUNDOFF! She then goes to the top rope and hits the STRAIGHT DOWN!!!
…..1
………2
……….3!!
DING DING DING
Skye Everheart: The winner of the match… Rene Volkov!!
Kenada Akira: Rene Volkov had a rocky start but what a comeback and dominating performance.
Reno Vega: If she made a mistake like that against any member of the VVC she would be eliminated!
Don Master: Keep telling yourself that!
Suddenly the arena goes dark.
The NEWtron shows a dark alleyway illuminated by a fire inside a metal barrel.
The sound of metal scraping against concrete can be heard.
A figure walks into the dim illumination of the fire. It is Eric Herrera.
Eric Herrera: Come Hellscape… all Hell will break loose….
Everything fades to black.
