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SM Mall of Asia Arena
Pasay City, Philippines
The camera shows Pasay City then the SM Mall of Asia Arena an old Irish Jeep pulls up. Out steps Cage Earnes and Declan McGinnis. Kasumi Akira is watching as Tetsuo Akira approaches them.
Tetsuo Akira: What are you doing here?
Cage Earnes: Looks like you didn’t get the memo. We got some unfinished business with the Yeehaw Twins.
Tetsuo Akira: You can’t be here, Ambros Nocturne fired you.
Declan mcGinnis: Yeah… and where is he now? Injured and unemployed. So we are no longer fired and have new contracts and we are putting all the tag teams on notice especially the Lannister Twins and once we destroy them, we are coming for the tag team titles so the winners of the tournament… keep them belts wrapped in plastic because you ain’t gonna have enough time to enjoy them…
They walk past Tetsuo as he stands staring gobsmacked.
Back in Black by AC/DC hits.
It shows clips of Mayhem defeating Uh Oh, Alyssa Williams defeating Cletus, Jessica Williams defeating Crossdresser Michelle, Allie Landon & Ms. James defeating The Typhoon King and Wicked the Badger Wolf. Jay Williams defeating The Typhoon King, Jezebel defeating Ryan the Kid, Eric Herrera defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf, Allie Landon & Ms. James defeating Crossdresser Michelle & Cletus the Bum. Leon Dread defeating The Typhoon King, Stalker Knight defeating Ryan the Kid, Anisa Knight defeating Crossdresser Michelle, and Necra Octavien Kane defeating Cletus the Bum. Rene Volkov defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf, AJ Flare defeating Ryan the Kid, Dean Tyler defeating the Bloody Typhoon King. Eclipse of Darkness defeating Cletus the Bum and Crossdresser Michelle. Kofi Von Erich defeating Uh Oh. Lindsey Flare defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Juste Richelieu defeating Cletus the Bum, and CodRED defeating The Typhoon King & Wicked the Badger Wolf. Kofi Von Erich defeats The Typhoon King. Amber Payne defeating Ryan the Kid. Baalzebul attacking Wicked the Badger Wolf. April Dimter defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Juste Richelieu defeating Cletus the Bum. Lindsey Flare defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Angelique Simone defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Benjamin Maddox defeating Uh Oh. CodeRED defeating The Typhoon King & Wicked the Badger Wolf. Veronica Rodriguez defeating Cletus the Bum. Joanne Canelli defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Eclipse of Darkness defeating Los Americanos. La Cazadora defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Genesis defeating Cletus the Bum. Lance Williams defeating Ryan the Kid. Brian Kennedy defeating the Typhoon King. Jessica Williams defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Genesis defeating Ryanh the Kid. AJ Flare defeating Cletus the Bum. The Terror Twins defeating Los Americanos. AJ Flare defeating Cletus the Bum. Jay Williams defeating The Typhoon King. Juste Richelieu defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf. Eclipse of Darkness defeating Los Americanos. Fathi defeating Ryan the Kid. La Cazadora & Hiro Masamune defeating Crossdresser Michelle & Cletus the Bum. Lone Star Outlaws defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf & The Typhoon King. CodeRED defeating Los Americanos. Davey Regal defeating Cletus the Bum. Sephiroth Du Lac destroying Ryan the kid. Anisa Knight defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf. Diamond Rose defeating the Typhoon King.
Don Master: Hello everyone and welcome to another exciting night of incredible action.
Kenada Akira: 4 first round North American Classic Championship tournament matches…
Rising Waters by Alter Bridge hits as Eric Herrera walks out with the board with nails in it. He walks down to the ring and steps between the ropes. He holds a free hand up and catches a microphone.
Eric Herrera: Hello Philippines…! I have something I need to get off my chest. When Worlds Collide..The largest collection of talent from all around the world… 80 bodies. A match that was nearly 3 hours long. I lasted almost 2 hours. I eliminated VVC’s Genesis, Benjamin Maddox, and Dean Tyler. I was the runner up and would have won if it wasn’t interference by the already eliminated Dean Tyler.
Reno Vega: In the record books all it will show is the VVC walked out with the gold.
Eric Herrera: Dean Tyler and the rest of you VVC scum, you all are in my sights, but I didn’t come out of retirement to sit on the sidelines, twiddle my thumbs and be content to wait for my turn. This isn’t the DMV, this NEW, this is professional wrestling and you need to make your own opportunities.
Crowd: Hardcore Messiah! Hardcore Messiah!
Eric Herrera: So I am out here not just to put the VVC on notice, I am here to officially challenge Joanne Canelli to put the NEW World Championship on the line. I know you aren’t a coward, so say yes and make it happen…
Eric drops the microphone as Waters Rising hits and he heads to the back.
Don Master: Eric throwing the challenge out there will Joanne and the VVC accept?
Reno Vega: There is a lot to determine the number one contender and it may take some time…
Kenada Akira: You can make any excuses you want but Eric Herrera based on his performance in When Worlds Collide would definitely put him in top rankings but lets not forget he is still in all the championship tournaments and has had quite a rich career. We’ll find out who the championship committee will name as the number one contender in due time.
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NEW North America Classic Rd 1
2 out of 3 Falls
La Cazadora
vs.
Lukas Liger
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Skye Everheart: The opening contest is a first round match for the NEW North American Classic Championship tournament and will be contested in 2 out of 3 falls! First coming down the aisle from Cozemel, Mexico weighing 303 lbs…Lukas Liger!!
Captain America's Theme composed by Henry Jackman blasts over the PA systems as Lukas Liger comes out on stage and looks up to the heavens and then stares down the ramp and then runs down it as he does and slides into the ring and then runs to the nearest turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as they erupt in cheer he then jumps down and awaits for the start of the match while feeding off the energy of the crowd.
Skye Everheart: His opponent from San Jose, California weighing 136 lbs… La Cazadora!
The house lights go down, as blue and pink spotlights go over the crowd, as "Temptation of Sonata" by Ivy begins to play. The screen on the Tron erupts into flashes of La Cazadora in training with her mentor, hanging with other people that know about Capoeria, and doing her Parkour. The lights come to the back of the stage, as the music starts into the actual song, a figure pops up through the floor, and does a flip in mid air, landing on the ramp way.It is Cazadora. As she makes her way down the ramp she does some of her capoeria moves, along with a little bit of Parkour off the barriers between her and the crowd as they cheer. She reaches the end of the rampway, and runs at the ring, only to do a handspring into a flipping cartwheel to the skirt of the ring. She waves to the crowd, as they erupt into more cheers, before she does another handspring into the middle of the ring, where she does a few more handspring movements until she gets to one of the turnbuckles. She hops up and poses for the crowd as she awaits her opponent
DING DING
They lock up and Lukas flings La Cazadora across the ring to the corner and then poses. He flexes his muscles at La Cazadora then the crowd.
Don Master: La Cazadora can’t try to outpower Lukas; she needs to use speed and agility.
They lock up and Lukas hits La Cazadora with three punches and then scoop slams her! Lukas goes for an elbow drop but La Cazadora rolls out of the way.
Kenada Akira: She needs to hit and run.
La Cazadora does a Capoeira One arm Handstand kick to the face. She then does a back flip kick and a rolling wheel kick!
Reno Vega: Enjoy the control while she can.
La Cazadora goes for Saraiva Mar. Lukas Liger blocks it and tries powering free and tosses La Cazadora.
Don Master: He is too strong.
Lukas kicks her in the gut and whips her across the ring and charges in but she hops to the top rope and moonsaults over Lukas who hits sternum first he turns right into A batida verdadeira!! She hooks the leg!
……1
………2
…………3!
DING DING
Skye Everheart: Winner of the first fall La Cazadora!
Reno Vega: She got lucky!
SHe grabs Lukas and goes for a snap suplex but he blocks it and nails her with several punches and hits her with a gourd buster!
Don Master: Lukas showing his power again
Lukas picks her up gorilla press slam but she slips free and turns it into a headscissors takedown. She then catches Lukas with a hurricanrana!
Kenada Akira: Some great agility!
Lukas stands and La Cazadora catches him with a Pele kick and then a floatover DDT! She then goes to the top rope…Anjo de The Guardian !!!
……1
……….2
…………..3!!
DING DING DING
Skye Everheart: The winner of the match 2 falls to 0… La Cazadora!!!
Don Master: A dominant performance by La Cazadora.
Kenada Akira: She will be facing Typhoon King or Phobos in the next round.
Reno Vega: You mean she will be losing to Phobos in the next round.
Don Master: We shall see but we have Kasumi Akira backstage…
(We see Kasumi Akira backstage and she has a mic in hand.)
[Kasumi Akira]
Please welcome at this time the newest member of the NEW roster. He is the Golden Voice Shane Buffer.
{Shane comes in the scene as the fans cheer for him.)
[Shane Buffer]
Listen to them out there. How you doin sweetheart. What can I do for ya?
[Kasumi Akira]
Welcome to NEW. first tell us about yourself
[Shane Buffer]
Sure thing sweetie. I am the son of the Voice of the Octagon Bruce Buffer. I am the nephew of the greatest voice of all time Michael Buffer and you have you pretty eyes set on the jive talker and I got the skills to back it up.
Now I hear there's a little group going around calling themselves the VVC running around like they own the place. Well I'll tell ya this. If there was the Fred Sanford award for biggest dummies the whole lot of them would get it.
let's face it. you got the leader who calls himself the Visionary and claims he sees visions. Let me tell ya even Miss Cleo could see that is nothing but bullfunky and she's been dead. You got his mouth piece Isaac Boothe. I got something to say to him. Goo Goo Ga Choo Mr. Boothe. Go sit on a piece of Ice and play with your whiskers.
all the rest of these tag tag dumbitches in the VVC listen up as well because the whole lot of you have a new problem and his name is Shane Buffer. Anything else darlin?
[Kasumi Akira]
No. Thank you for your time. Back to you guys
(Shane winks at the camera.)
Don Master: A newcomer has arrived and has out the VVC on notice.
Reno Vega: That idiot has a death wish then.
Kenada Akira: Well speaking of the VVC..
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NEW North America Classic Rd 1
2 out of 3 Falls
"God of Fear"Phobos
vs.
The Typhoon King
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Skye Everheart: The next match is scheduled for 2 out of 3 falls and this is a first round of the North American Classic Championship tournament! First coming down the aisle from Athens, Greece from 383 lbs…. The Typhoon King!!
The sounds of waves crashing can be heard as a blue light bathes the audience. Typhoon King walks out dressed as the Greek God Poseidon with a crown of sea shells. He walks down the ramp and sets his triton down and walks up the steps and turns and passes his crown to the ring attendant. He then steps into the ring and stands ready.
Skye Everheart: His opponent from Athens, Greece…
Isaac Boothe: Whoa… whoa… whoa… put the microphone down and just walk away… allow a real herald of the new age of NEW to do commentary…The destroyer of the Typhoon King, and one of the two true rulers of Athens, Greece… weighing 270 lbs… “The God of Fear” Phobos!!
The lights go out as the eerie tones of The First Fear hits as Phobos steps out clad in his leather motorcycle jacket and sunglasses. He calmly walks to the ring unzipping his jacket and letting it slide off his shoulders. He walks up the steps and removes his sunglasses and stares daggers at his opponent before stepping between the ropes.
DING DING
Phobos attacks Typhoon King from behind and lays in some clubs and knees on him in the corner and starts choking him.
Don Master: The VVC is certainly not above ambushes.
The referee orders him to stop choking and let Typhoon King out of the corner. Phobos holds the choke until the count of four and then starts intimidating the referee.
Kenada Akira: He better stay focused on the match.
Typhoon King levels Phobos with a clothesline. He then grabs Phobos and hits a scoop slam. He goes for a big elbow drop but Phobos rolls out of the way.
Reno Vega: Phobos is too tough and too smart.
Phobos hits Typhoon King with a clothesline as he stands but Typhoon king only stumbles back. Phobos charges and Typhoon King swings but Phobos ducks and locks Typhoon King in a full nelson.
Don Master: It is not often Phobos faces a foe that outweighs him by over 100 lbs.
Typhoon King tries powering out of the full nelson. He breaks free and turns but Phobos gets Typhoon King in the Clutch of Fear!
Kenada Akira: Typhoon King is doing everything he can to get free.
Typhoon King starts to pry Phobos’ hand off his skull. Phobos uses his other hand to rake Typhoon King’s eyes… HEART STOPPING FEAR!
Reno Vega: Boom! Typhoon King has just collapsed!
Phobos hooks the leg.
……1
……..2
………..3!!
DING DING
Isaac Boothe: No surprise to anyone… winner of the first fall. “The God of Fear” Phobos!!!
Phobos grabs Typhoon and pulls him to his feet… HEARTSTOPPING FEAR!!! Typhoon King hits the mat and Phobos locks in the Circle of FEAR!!!
DING DING DING
Isaac Boothe: The winner of the second fall and moving into round two… “The God of Fear” Phobos!!!
Don Master: Love them or hate them….
Kenada Akira: I hate them….
Don Master: The VVC and Phobos are vicious and dangerous foes and are never ones to take lightly.
The lights go out as creepy carousel music plays
It shows a video of an abandoned playground
A rusty merry go round creaks as it spins around and around. A lone figure with dark hair covering her face stands as it spins slowly and wobbly.
Reno Vega: What the…
The camera slowly gets closer and closer.
as the figure raises one hand and in that hand is the NEW World title.
The screen suddenly has red writing
If You Want It Come and Get It…
Then everything goes dark.
Don Master: I am not sure what to make of that…
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NEW North America Classic Rd 1
2 out of 3 Falls
Stalker Knight
vs.
Crossdresser Michelle
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Skye Everheart: The next match is scheduled for 2 out of 3 falls and is a round 1 NEW North American Classic Championship tournament! Currently coming down the aisle… Crossdresser Michelle!
Barbie Girl by Aqua hits as Crossdresser Michelle makes her way to the ring.
Skye Everheart: Her opponent from the Canadian Rockies weighing 354 lbs… Stalker Knight!!
He is fully cloaked in a polar bear skin, the head of the bear coming to rest atop his head, while the two front paws are criss-crossed infront of him each resting lightly on his pectorial muscles held in place via thick chains adorning his chest. After a moment he walks to the corner, and slowly ever so carefully he removes the bear skin and rests it on the ring post. Once he removes the bear skin we can see that beneath it he has undergone quite the transformation. He no longer wears the black inky gear he used to. Now we see he is wearing leather gauntlets lined with fur, a heavy leather triple strap belt around his waist, and another equally heavy strap up and over his left shoulder. This strap has a rather large shoulder pauldron, under which is a white animal fur. As the camera pans lower we see a waist pouch, and three leather straps hanging from Stalker's hips on his left side. He is wearing grey cargo pants, and nothing on his feet. When he turns his back to the camera we see a set of twin battle axes These axes have twin owls engraved into their blades. The handles are of burned black oak, the handles are covered with viking runes and writing. After a moment we see a rather large intricate war hammer of a higher quality metal.
DING DING
Don Master: Stalker with the superior size and strength…
Stalker charges and catches Michelle with a kitchen sink! Stalker nails her with a big boot and grabs her and lifts her up for a stalling suplex and walks around the ring with her. He then drives her into the mat!
Kenada Akira: What impressive strength.
Reno Vega: All that muscle and he is still walking around without a championship.
He picks up Michelle and hits a sidewalk slam. He then picks her up and whips her into the ropes and hits a black hole slam!
Don Master: Stalker working over Michelle’s back!
Stalker picks up Michelle and hits a KNIGHT’S EPIPHANY!!! He then makes the cover by hooking the leg!
…..1
………2
………..3!!
DING DING!
Skye Everheart: Winner of the first fall.. Stalker Knight!!
Stalker stands and picks up Michelle and whips her into the corner and charges in with a lariat! He then unleashes some shoulder thrusts. He then follows up with knee thrusts!
Kenada Akira: Stalker is decimating Michelle!
Stalker with a big toss sending Michelle across the ring. Stalker charges out and nails Michelle with a big boot. Then picks up Michelle and hits a backbreaker!
Reno Vega: Well he better be wary because the VVC isn’t done winning titles.
Stalker grabs Michelle and hits a big knee and then a gutwrench powerbomb! He then picks up Michelle and hits the KNIGHT’S EPIPHANY!! He hooks the leg!
….1
…….2
………3!!
DING DING DING
Skye Everheart: The winner of the match… Stalker Knight!
Don Master: Stalker with a dominant performance.
Reno Vega: If he had joined the VVC he would be even more dominant but he is a fool and he will suffer.
Kenada Akira: Well he made it to round 2 and you are sitting here talking a big game.
Don Master: I am receiving word that the finals for the Cyber Championship will take place as Hellscape. So when we get the finalists decided the remaining shows will be to build towards crowning a North American Classics Champion and NEW World Tag team champions..
Reno Vega: This is some big news.
Kenada Akira: I am excited to see how this all goes.
Don Master: But the action doesn’t stop as our main event is coming up next.
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Main Event
NEW North America Classic Rd 1
2 out of 3 Falls
"Goddess of the Dead" Necra Octavien Kane
vs.
Cletus the Bum
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Skye Everheart: The next match is scheduled for 2 out of 3 falls and is your main event! This is a round 1 NEW North American Classic Championship tournament! First coming down the aisle from the nearest park bench weighing 220 lbs…. Cletus the BUM!!!
Beer Never Broke My Heart by Luke blasts over The PA Systems as Cletus The Bum comes out with Hearse food Truck. Get gets out of the hearse and takes a Drink of Moonshine with Bloodshot eyes . He rolls in the ring looking in the fans eyes awaiting his opponent to come out.
Skye Everheart: His opponent from The Grove, Atlanta, Georgia weighing 127 lbs… “The Goddess of the Dead” Necra Octavien Kane!!
The house lights go down as gold and black lights go over the crowd. "Alpha and Omega" by Swarm begins to play as the tron comes to life with strange scenes of abandoned places before it switches to what appears to be a temple with a body lying on an altar. It is Necra and she opens her eyes as they flash blue as the scene changes to her matches and title reigns. On the stage a throne rises from the floor with Necra sitting upon it. Ex stands beside her and helps her to her feet. Necra carries the Goddess title on her shoulder as they walk to the ring. She walks up the stairs and steps into the middle of the ring. She raises her arms as lighting hits each post and erupts into flames. She lowers her arms and readies herself for the match.
DING DING
Don Master: Cletus is not the most technically sound but he grew up on the streets and he is tougher than a two dollar steak.
Cletus levels Necra with a clothesline. He then picks her up and hits a standing dropkick. He hits the ropes and catches Necra as she stands with a Lou Thesz Press. He unleashes a flurry of punches on her!
Kenada Akira: Cletus trying to show he deserves this chance at gold.
Cletus stands and stomps on her stomach. He then grabs her and picks her up but Necra falls behind him and hits a high angle German suplex pin!
……1
……..2
…….kick out!
Reno Vega: She can’t even beat a hobo!
Cletus stands as Necra nails a somersault kick and then an Eiji Rush! She catches Cletus with a small package pin!
…..1
…….2
……..kick out!
Don Master: Wow Cletus is not going to be an easy victory!
Necra grabs Cletus and hits a Crook and Flail! Cletus struggles to stand as she grabs him… THE MUMMIFICATION!! She hooks the leg!
…..1
……..2
……….3!
DING DING
Skye Everheart: The winner of the first fall Necra Octavien Kane!
Kenada Akira: Necra has to stay on him.
Cletus cuts Necra off with a Yakuza kick! He grabs her and hits a swinging neckbreaker! He then goes to the top rope…he goes for a DIVING HOUSTON HANGOVER!! NO! Necra movers out of the way!
Reno Vega: NO!
Necra grabs Cletus and hits the Orca Special! She locks in the PEGASUS DEVICE!!! Cletus yells in pain and taps out!
DING DING DING
Skye Everheart: The winner of the match… Necra Octavien Kane!!
Don Master: Necra with a big win right there!
Kenada AKira: She will be in for a tough fight next round against Stalker Knight!
Red Stars by The Birthday Massacre hits as Isaac Boothe walks out with a big smile. He turns and motions to bow as Dean Tyler walks out with Lindsey Flare holding onto his arm. He is flanked by Benjamin Maddox and Baalzebul. Alistair follows and then is followed by Astaroth, Phobos, Deimos. Toa Sili, Gottliche Krieger, Oni, Destiny Michaels, Gothica Skylight-Michaels, Ace Michaels, Hellion, Thor is leading Genesis out by a chain as an unhappy Joanne follows with the NEW World title over one shoulder.
Don Master: Joanne doesn’t look too happy.
Reno Vega: Then she is a fool Dean Tyler gift wrapped the belt for her at When Worlds Collide.
Thor chains Genesis to the ring post then holds the ropes open for everyone the steps over the top rope.
Isaac Boothe: We told you. We said we would do it and so we did. Everyone tried to stop us.
Isaac smirks as the crowd boos loudly.
Isaac: Phobos and Deimos lasted almost 2 and a half hours. Genesis almost 2 and a quarter hours. Same with Astaroth and nearly 2 hours for Baalzebul.
The crowd chants a mix of Darkside, World Elite, Oblivion, Jenny Kay and others.
Isaac Boothe: yes chant for those losers. Dean Tyler single handedly eliminated…Juste Richelieu, AJ Flare, Necra Octavien Kane, Alyssa Williams, and Hope Mathews. All to bring the gold into the VVC fold. Now allow me to introduce you to some of our newest members…at 5’10” and 235 lbs the brawler from Miami, Florida… Ace…REIGNS!!! We cannot forget the hardcore highflier from San Francisco, California..Lacey Reigns!!
The song Sinner's Prayer by Sully Erna from the Rock band Godsmack starts to play over the PA system When Sully starts to sing, Ace and Lacey Reign come out carrying an elaborate sheet cake and Thor helps them into the ring as Hellion grabs a table from under the ring and puts it in the ring as Ace Michaels sets it up Ace Reigns and Lacey put the cake on the table.
Isaac Boothe: We are here to celebrate and to say… we told you so. The VVC went in with a plan and were unified. Together we dominated and in the end one of ours is now wearing the championship!
Thor lifts Joanne up onto his shoulders.
Isaac hands the microphone to Dean Tyler.
Dean Tyler: Juste, Eric, Jenny, Brian, Necra, and everyone else. You talked down to us. You made derogatory remarks about myself and the VVC. Yet we overcame it all. You forged alliances and attacked, all to stop us, destroy us, and rescue Joanne Canelli….
Dean pauses and looks at the crowd and smirks.
Dean Tyler: We gave the belt to Joanne, but we in the VVC know something…First that the NEW World title should be around MY waist. The second is, the moment anyone not in VVC challenges her, we can not trust her to not give them the belt… Joanne you are not VVC for life. You cannot be trusted.
Dean holds out a thumbs up and then motions it across his throat and Thor tosses Joanne and catches her and powerbombs her through the cake and table!
Don Master: What the hell?!?
Krieger stands in shock looking at Joanne as the rest of VVC pounce on her like jackals and start stomping on her. Krieger shoves Thor and Hellion grabs Krieger who turns and decks Hellion and Thor then nails Krieger. The VVC attacks Krieger and beats him down as Dean grabs the NEW World Heavyweight title and holds it in front of bloody Joanne Canelli’s face and uses his finger to scoop up some frosting from the belt and lick it.
Dean: Enjoy this because soon this will be around my waist…
Uh Oh, Sephiroth, Necra, Ander, Mira, Rene, and Ragnarok charge the ring as the VVC bail out of the ring and go through the crowd.
Reno Vega: The VVC has made their intention clear.
Sephiroth goes to check on Joanne but Krieger shoves Sephiroth away and scoops up Joanne and carries her to the back as a confused Uh Oh looks on.
The camera fades to black.
Pasay City, Philippines
The camera shows Pasay City then the SM Mall of Asia Arena an old Irish Jeep pulls up. Out steps Cage Earnes and Declan McGinnis. Kasumi Akira is watching as Tetsuo Akira approaches them.
Tetsuo Akira: What are you doing here?
Cage Earnes: Looks like you didn’t get the memo. We got some unfinished business with the Yeehaw Twins.
Tetsuo Akira: You can’t be here, Ambros Nocturne fired you.
Declan mcGinnis: Yeah… and where is he now? Injured and unemployed. So we are no longer fired and have new contracts and we are putting all the tag teams on notice especially the Lannister Twins and once we destroy them, we are coming for the tag team titles so the winners of the tournament… keep them belts wrapped in plastic because you ain’t gonna have enough time to enjoy them…
They walk past Tetsuo as he stands staring gobsmacked.
Back in Black by AC/DC hits.
It shows clips of Mayhem defeating Uh Oh, Alyssa Williams defeating Cletus, Jessica Williams defeating Crossdresser Michelle, Allie Landon & Ms. James defeating The Typhoon King and Wicked the Badger Wolf. Jay Williams defeating The Typhoon King, Jezebel defeating Ryan the Kid, Eric Herrera defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf, Allie Landon & Ms. James defeating Crossdresser Michelle & Cletus the Bum. Leon Dread defeating The Typhoon King, Stalker Knight defeating Ryan the Kid, Anisa Knight defeating Crossdresser Michelle, and Necra Octavien Kane defeating Cletus the Bum. Rene Volkov defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf, AJ Flare defeating Ryan the Kid, Dean Tyler defeating the Bloody Typhoon King. Eclipse of Darkness defeating Cletus the Bum and Crossdresser Michelle. Kofi Von Erich defeating Uh Oh. Lindsey Flare defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Juste Richelieu defeating Cletus the Bum, and CodRED defeating The Typhoon King & Wicked the Badger Wolf. Kofi Von Erich defeats The Typhoon King. Amber Payne defeating Ryan the Kid. Baalzebul attacking Wicked the Badger Wolf. April Dimter defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Juste Richelieu defeating Cletus the Bum. Lindsey Flare defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Angelique Simone defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Benjamin Maddox defeating Uh Oh. CodeRED defeating The Typhoon King & Wicked the Badger Wolf. Veronica Rodriguez defeating Cletus the Bum. Joanne Canelli defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Eclipse of Darkness defeating Los Americanos. La Cazadora defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Genesis defeating Cletus the Bum. Lance Williams defeating Ryan the Kid. Brian Kennedy defeating the Typhoon King. Jessica Williams defeating Crossdresser Michelle. Genesis defeating Ryanh the Kid. AJ Flare defeating Cletus the Bum. The Terror Twins defeating Los Americanos. AJ Flare defeating Cletus the Bum. Jay Williams defeating The Typhoon King. Juste Richelieu defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf. Eclipse of Darkness defeating Los Americanos. Fathi defeating Ryan the Kid. La Cazadora & Hiro Masamune defeating Crossdresser Michelle & Cletus the Bum. Lone Star Outlaws defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf & The Typhoon King. CodeRED defeating Los Americanos. Davey Regal defeating Cletus the Bum. Sephiroth Du Lac destroying Ryan the kid. Anisa Knight defeating Wicked the Badger Wolf. Diamond Rose defeating the Typhoon King.
Don Master: Hello everyone and welcome to another exciting night of incredible action.
Kenada Akira: 4 first round North American Classic Championship tournament matches…
Rising Waters by Alter Bridge hits as Eric Herrera walks out with the board with nails in it. He walks down to the ring and steps between the ropes. He holds a free hand up and catches a microphone.
Eric Herrera: Hello Philippines…! I have something I need to get off my chest. When Worlds Collide..The largest collection of talent from all around the world… 80 bodies. A match that was nearly 3 hours long. I lasted almost 2 hours. I eliminated VVC’s Genesis, Benjamin Maddox, and Dean Tyler. I was the runner up and would have won if it wasn’t interference by the already eliminated Dean Tyler.
Reno Vega: In the record books all it will show is the VVC walked out with the gold.
Eric Herrera: Dean Tyler and the rest of you VVC scum, you all are in my sights, but I didn’t come out of retirement to sit on the sidelines, twiddle my thumbs and be content to wait for my turn. This isn’t the DMV, this NEW, this is professional wrestling and you need to make your own opportunities.
Crowd: Hardcore Messiah! Hardcore Messiah!
Eric Herrera: So I am out here not just to put the VVC on notice, I am here to officially challenge Joanne Canelli to put the NEW World Championship on the line. I know you aren’t a coward, so say yes and make it happen…
Eric drops the microphone as Waters Rising hits and he heads to the back.
Don Master: Eric throwing the challenge out there will Joanne and the VVC accept?
Reno Vega: There is a lot to determine the number one contender and it may take some time…
Kenada Akira: You can make any excuses you want but Eric Herrera based on his performance in When Worlds Collide would definitely put him in top rankings but lets not forget he is still in all the championship tournaments and has had quite a rich career. We’ll find out who the championship committee will name as the number one contender in due time.
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NEW North America Classic Rd 1
2 out of 3 Falls
La Cazadora
vs.
Lukas Liger
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Skye Everheart: The opening contest is a first round match for the NEW North American Classic Championship tournament and will be contested in 2 out of 3 falls! First coming down the aisle from Cozemel, Mexico weighing 303 lbs…Lukas Liger!!
Captain America's Theme composed by Henry Jackman blasts over the PA systems as Lukas Liger comes out on stage and looks up to the heavens and then stares down the ramp and then runs down it as he does and slides into the ring and then runs to the nearest turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as they erupt in cheer he then jumps down and awaits for the start of the match while feeding off the energy of the crowd.
Skye Everheart: His opponent from San Jose, California weighing 136 lbs… La Cazadora!
The house lights go down, as blue and pink spotlights go over the crowd, as "Temptation of Sonata" by Ivy begins to play. The screen on the Tron erupts into flashes of La Cazadora in training with her mentor, hanging with other people that know about Capoeria, and doing her Parkour. The lights come to the back of the stage, as the music starts into the actual song, a figure pops up through the floor, and does a flip in mid air, landing on the ramp way.It is Cazadora. As she makes her way down the ramp she does some of her capoeria moves, along with a little bit of Parkour off the barriers between her and the crowd as they cheer. She reaches the end of the rampway, and runs at the ring, only to do a handspring into a flipping cartwheel to the skirt of the ring. She waves to the crowd, as they erupt into more cheers, before she does another handspring into the middle of the ring, where she does a few more handspring movements until she gets to one of the turnbuckles. She hops up and poses for the crowd as she awaits her opponent
DING DING
They lock up and Lukas flings La Cazadora across the ring to the corner and then poses. He flexes his muscles at La Cazadora then the crowd.
Don Master: La Cazadora can’t try to outpower Lukas; she needs to use speed and agility.
They lock up and Lukas hits La Cazadora with three punches and then scoop slams her! Lukas goes for an elbow drop but La Cazadora rolls out of the way.
Kenada Akira: She needs to hit and run.
La Cazadora does a Capoeira One arm Handstand kick to the face. She then does a back flip kick and a rolling wheel kick!
Reno Vega: Enjoy the control while she can.
La Cazadora goes for Saraiva Mar. Lukas Liger blocks it and tries powering free and tosses La Cazadora.
Don Master: He is too strong.
Lukas kicks her in the gut and whips her across the ring and charges in but she hops to the top rope and moonsaults over Lukas who hits sternum first he turns right into A batida verdadeira!! She hooks the leg!
……1
………2
…………3!
DING DING
Skye Everheart: Winner of the first fall La Cazadora!
Reno Vega: She got lucky!
SHe grabs Lukas and goes for a snap suplex but he blocks it and nails her with several punches and hits her with a gourd buster!
Don Master: Lukas showing his power again
Lukas picks her up gorilla press slam but she slips free and turns it into a headscissors takedown. She then catches Lukas with a hurricanrana!
Kenada Akira: Some great agility!
Lukas stands and La Cazadora catches him with a Pele kick and then a floatover DDT! She then goes to the top rope…Anjo de The Guardian !!!
……1
……….2
…………..3!!
DING DING DING
Skye Everheart: The winner of the match 2 falls to 0… La Cazadora!!!
Don Master: A dominant performance by La Cazadora.
Kenada Akira: She will be facing Typhoon King or Phobos in the next round.
Reno Vega: You mean she will be losing to Phobos in the next round.
Don Master: We shall see but we have Kasumi Akira backstage…
(We see Kasumi Akira backstage and she has a mic in hand.)
[Kasumi Akira]
Please welcome at this time the newest member of the NEW roster. He is the Golden Voice Shane Buffer.
{Shane comes in the scene as the fans cheer for him.)
[Shane Buffer]
Listen to them out there. How you doin sweetheart. What can I do for ya?
[Kasumi Akira]
Welcome to NEW. first tell us about yourself
[Shane Buffer]
Sure thing sweetie. I am the son of the Voice of the Octagon Bruce Buffer. I am the nephew of the greatest voice of all time Michael Buffer and you have you pretty eyes set on the jive talker and I got the skills to back it up.
Now I hear there's a little group going around calling themselves the VVC running around like they own the place. Well I'll tell ya this. If there was the Fred Sanford award for biggest dummies the whole lot of them would get it.
let's face it. you got the leader who calls himself the Visionary and claims he sees visions. Let me tell ya even Miss Cleo could see that is nothing but bullfunky and she's been dead. You got his mouth piece Isaac Boothe. I got something to say to him. Goo Goo Ga Choo Mr. Boothe. Go sit on a piece of Ice and play with your whiskers.
all the rest of these tag tag dumbitches in the VVC listen up as well because the whole lot of you have a new problem and his name is Shane Buffer. Anything else darlin?
[Kasumi Akira]
No. Thank you for your time. Back to you guys
(Shane winks at the camera.)
Don Master: A newcomer has arrived and has out the VVC on notice.
Reno Vega: That idiot has a death wish then.
Kenada Akira: Well speaking of the VVC..
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NEW North America Classic Rd 1
2 out of 3 Falls
"God of Fear"Phobos
vs.
The Typhoon King
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Skye Everheart: The next match is scheduled for 2 out of 3 falls and this is a first round of the North American Classic Championship tournament! First coming down the aisle from Athens, Greece from 383 lbs…. The Typhoon King!!
The sounds of waves crashing can be heard as a blue light bathes the audience. Typhoon King walks out dressed as the Greek God Poseidon with a crown of sea shells. He walks down the ramp and sets his triton down and walks up the steps and turns and passes his crown to the ring attendant. He then steps into the ring and stands ready.
Skye Everheart: His opponent from Athens, Greece…
Isaac Boothe: Whoa… whoa… whoa… put the microphone down and just walk away… allow a real herald of the new age of NEW to do commentary…The destroyer of the Typhoon King, and one of the two true rulers of Athens, Greece… weighing 270 lbs… “The God of Fear” Phobos!!
The lights go out as the eerie tones of The First Fear hits as Phobos steps out clad in his leather motorcycle jacket and sunglasses. He calmly walks to the ring unzipping his jacket and letting it slide off his shoulders. He walks up the steps and removes his sunglasses and stares daggers at his opponent before stepping between the ropes.
DING DING
Phobos attacks Typhoon King from behind and lays in some clubs and knees on him in the corner and starts choking him.
Don Master: The VVC is certainly not above ambushes.
The referee orders him to stop choking and let Typhoon King out of the corner. Phobos holds the choke until the count of four and then starts intimidating the referee.
Kenada Akira: He better stay focused on the match.
Typhoon King levels Phobos with a clothesline. He then grabs Phobos and hits a scoop slam. He goes for a big elbow drop but Phobos rolls out of the way.
Reno Vega: Phobos is too tough and too smart.
Phobos hits Typhoon King with a clothesline as he stands but Typhoon king only stumbles back. Phobos charges and Typhoon King swings but Phobos ducks and locks Typhoon King in a full nelson.
Don Master: It is not often Phobos faces a foe that outweighs him by over 100 lbs.
Typhoon King tries powering out of the full nelson. He breaks free and turns but Phobos gets Typhoon King in the Clutch of Fear!
Kenada Akira: Typhoon King is doing everything he can to get free.
Typhoon King starts to pry Phobos’ hand off his skull. Phobos uses his other hand to rake Typhoon King’s eyes… HEART STOPPING FEAR!
Reno Vega: Boom! Typhoon King has just collapsed!
Phobos hooks the leg.
……1
……..2
………..3!!
DING DING
Isaac Boothe: No surprise to anyone… winner of the first fall. “The God of Fear” Phobos!!!
Phobos grabs Typhoon and pulls him to his feet… HEARTSTOPPING FEAR!!! Typhoon King hits the mat and Phobos locks in the Circle of FEAR!!!
DING DING DING
Isaac Boothe: The winner of the second fall and moving into round two… “The God of Fear” Phobos!!!
Don Master: Love them or hate them….
Kenada Akira: I hate them….
Don Master: The VVC and Phobos are vicious and dangerous foes and are never ones to take lightly.
The lights go out as creepy carousel music plays
It shows a video of an abandoned playground
A rusty merry go round creaks as it spins around and around. A lone figure with dark hair covering her face stands as it spins slowly and wobbly.
Reno Vega: What the…
The camera slowly gets closer and closer.
as the figure raises one hand and in that hand is the NEW World title.
The screen suddenly has red writing
If You Want It Come and Get It…
Then everything goes dark.
Don Master: I am not sure what to make of that…
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NEW North America Classic Rd 1
2 out of 3 Falls
Stalker Knight
vs.
Crossdresser Michelle
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Skye Everheart: The next match is scheduled for 2 out of 3 falls and is a round 1 NEW North American Classic Championship tournament! Currently coming down the aisle… Crossdresser Michelle!
Barbie Girl by Aqua hits as Crossdresser Michelle makes her way to the ring.
Skye Everheart: Her opponent from the Canadian Rockies weighing 354 lbs… Stalker Knight!!
He is fully cloaked in a polar bear skin, the head of the bear coming to rest atop his head, while the two front paws are criss-crossed infront of him each resting lightly on his pectorial muscles held in place via thick chains adorning his chest. After a moment he walks to the corner, and slowly ever so carefully he removes the bear skin and rests it on the ring post. Once he removes the bear skin we can see that beneath it he has undergone quite the transformation. He no longer wears the black inky gear he used to. Now we see he is wearing leather gauntlets lined with fur, a heavy leather triple strap belt around his waist, and another equally heavy strap up and over his left shoulder. This strap has a rather large shoulder pauldron, under which is a white animal fur. As the camera pans lower we see a waist pouch, and three leather straps hanging from Stalker's hips on his left side. He is wearing grey cargo pants, and nothing on his feet. When he turns his back to the camera we see a set of twin battle axes These axes have twin owls engraved into their blades. The handles are of burned black oak, the handles are covered with viking runes and writing. After a moment we see a rather large intricate war hammer of a higher quality metal.
DING DING
Don Master: Stalker with the superior size and strength…
Stalker charges and catches Michelle with a kitchen sink! Stalker nails her with a big boot and grabs her and lifts her up for a stalling suplex and walks around the ring with her. He then drives her into the mat!
Kenada Akira: What impressive strength.
Reno Vega: All that muscle and he is still walking around without a championship.
He picks up Michelle and hits a sidewalk slam. He then picks her up and whips her into the ropes and hits a black hole slam!
Don Master: Stalker working over Michelle’s back!
Stalker picks up Michelle and hits a KNIGHT’S EPIPHANY!!! He then makes the cover by hooking the leg!
…..1
………2
………..3!!
DING DING!
Skye Everheart: Winner of the first fall.. Stalker Knight!!
Stalker stands and picks up Michelle and whips her into the corner and charges in with a lariat! He then unleashes some shoulder thrusts. He then follows up with knee thrusts!
Kenada Akira: Stalker is decimating Michelle!
Stalker with a big toss sending Michelle across the ring. Stalker charges out and nails Michelle with a big boot. Then picks up Michelle and hits a backbreaker!
Reno Vega: Well he better be wary because the VVC isn’t done winning titles.
Stalker grabs Michelle and hits a big knee and then a gutwrench powerbomb! He then picks up Michelle and hits the KNIGHT’S EPIPHANY!! He hooks the leg!
….1
…….2
………3!!
DING DING DING
Skye Everheart: The winner of the match… Stalker Knight!
Don Master: Stalker with a dominant performance.
Reno Vega: If he had joined the VVC he would be even more dominant but he is a fool and he will suffer.
Kenada Akira: Well he made it to round 2 and you are sitting here talking a big game.
Don Master: I am receiving word that the finals for the Cyber Championship will take place as Hellscape. So when we get the finalists decided the remaining shows will be to build towards crowning a North American Classics Champion and NEW World Tag team champions..
Reno Vega: This is some big news.
Kenada Akira: I am excited to see how this all goes.
Don Master: But the action doesn’t stop as our main event is coming up next.
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Main Event
NEW North America Classic Rd 1
2 out of 3 Falls
"Goddess of the Dead" Necra Octavien Kane
vs.
Cletus the Bum
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Skye Everheart: The next match is scheduled for 2 out of 3 falls and is your main event! This is a round 1 NEW North American Classic Championship tournament! First coming down the aisle from the nearest park bench weighing 220 lbs…. Cletus the BUM!!!
Beer Never Broke My Heart by Luke blasts over The PA Systems as Cletus The Bum comes out with Hearse food Truck. Get gets out of the hearse and takes a Drink of Moonshine with Bloodshot eyes . He rolls in the ring looking in the fans eyes awaiting his opponent to come out.
Skye Everheart: His opponent from The Grove, Atlanta, Georgia weighing 127 lbs… “The Goddess of the Dead” Necra Octavien Kane!!
The house lights go down as gold and black lights go over the crowd. "Alpha and Omega" by Swarm begins to play as the tron comes to life with strange scenes of abandoned places before it switches to what appears to be a temple with a body lying on an altar. It is Necra and she opens her eyes as they flash blue as the scene changes to her matches and title reigns. On the stage a throne rises from the floor with Necra sitting upon it. Ex stands beside her and helps her to her feet. Necra carries the Goddess title on her shoulder as they walk to the ring. She walks up the stairs and steps into the middle of the ring. She raises her arms as lighting hits each post and erupts into flames. She lowers her arms and readies herself for the match.
DING DING
Don Master: Cletus is not the most technically sound but he grew up on the streets and he is tougher than a two dollar steak.
Cletus levels Necra with a clothesline. He then picks her up and hits a standing dropkick. He hits the ropes and catches Necra as she stands with a Lou Thesz Press. He unleashes a flurry of punches on her!
Kenada Akira: Cletus trying to show he deserves this chance at gold.
Cletus stands and stomps on her stomach. He then grabs her and picks her up but Necra falls behind him and hits a high angle German suplex pin!
……1
……..2
…….kick out!
Reno Vega: She can’t even beat a hobo!
Cletus stands as Necra nails a somersault kick and then an Eiji Rush! She catches Cletus with a small package pin!
…..1
…….2
……..kick out!
Don Master: Wow Cletus is not going to be an easy victory!
Necra grabs Cletus and hits a Crook and Flail! Cletus struggles to stand as she grabs him… THE MUMMIFICATION!! She hooks the leg!
…..1
……..2
……….3!
DING DING
Skye Everheart: The winner of the first fall Necra Octavien Kane!
Kenada Akira: Necra has to stay on him.
Cletus cuts Necra off with a Yakuza kick! He grabs her and hits a swinging neckbreaker! He then goes to the top rope…he goes for a DIVING HOUSTON HANGOVER!! NO! Necra movers out of the way!
Reno Vega: NO!
Necra grabs Cletus and hits the Orca Special! She locks in the PEGASUS DEVICE!!! Cletus yells in pain and taps out!
DING DING DING
Skye Everheart: The winner of the match… Necra Octavien Kane!!
Don Master: Necra with a big win right there!
Kenada AKira: She will be in for a tough fight next round against Stalker Knight!
Red Stars by The Birthday Massacre hits as Isaac Boothe walks out with a big smile. He turns and motions to bow as Dean Tyler walks out with Lindsey Flare holding onto his arm. He is flanked by Benjamin Maddox and Baalzebul. Alistair follows and then is followed by Astaroth, Phobos, Deimos. Toa Sili, Gottliche Krieger, Oni, Destiny Michaels, Gothica Skylight-Michaels, Ace Michaels, Hellion, Thor is leading Genesis out by a chain as an unhappy Joanne follows with the NEW World title over one shoulder.
Don Master: Joanne doesn’t look too happy.
Reno Vega: Then she is a fool Dean Tyler gift wrapped the belt for her at When Worlds Collide.
Thor chains Genesis to the ring post then holds the ropes open for everyone the steps over the top rope.
Isaac Boothe: We told you. We said we would do it and so we did. Everyone tried to stop us.
Isaac smirks as the crowd boos loudly.
Isaac: Phobos and Deimos lasted almost 2 and a half hours. Genesis almost 2 and a quarter hours. Same with Astaroth and nearly 2 hours for Baalzebul.
The crowd chants a mix of Darkside, World Elite, Oblivion, Jenny Kay and others.
Isaac Boothe: yes chant for those losers. Dean Tyler single handedly eliminated…Juste Richelieu, AJ Flare, Necra Octavien Kane, Alyssa Williams, and Hope Mathews. All to bring the gold into the VVC fold. Now allow me to introduce you to some of our newest members…at 5’10” and 235 lbs the brawler from Miami, Florida… Ace…REIGNS!!! We cannot forget the hardcore highflier from San Francisco, California..Lacey Reigns!!
The song Sinner's Prayer by Sully Erna from the Rock band Godsmack starts to play over the PA system When Sully starts to sing, Ace and Lacey Reign come out carrying an elaborate sheet cake and Thor helps them into the ring as Hellion grabs a table from under the ring and puts it in the ring as Ace Michaels sets it up Ace Reigns and Lacey put the cake on the table.
Isaac Boothe: We are here to celebrate and to say… we told you so. The VVC went in with a plan and were unified. Together we dominated and in the end one of ours is now wearing the championship!
Thor lifts Joanne up onto his shoulders.
Isaac hands the microphone to Dean Tyler.
Dean Tyler: Juste, Eric, Jenny, Brian, Necra, and everyone else. You talked down to us. You made derogatory remarks about myself and the VVC. Yet we overcame it all. You forged alliances and attacked, all to stop us, destroy us, and rescue Joanne Canelli….
Dean pauses and looks at the crowd and smirks.
Dean Tyler: We gave the belt to Joanne, but we in the VVC know something…First that the NEW World title should be around MY waist. The second is, the moment anyone not in VVC challenges her, we can not trust her to not give them the belt… Joanne you are not VVC for life. You cannot be trusted.
Dean holds out a thumbs up and then motions it across his throat and Thor tosses Joanne and catches her and powerbombs her through the cake and table!
Don Master: What the hell?!?
Krieger stands in shock looking at Joanne as the rest of VVC pounce on her like jackals and start stomping on her. Krieger shoves Thor and Hellion grabs Krieger who turns and decks Hellion and Thor then nails Krieger. The VVC attacks Krieger and beats him down as Dean grabs the NEW World Heavyweight title and holds it in front of bloody Joanne Canelli’s face and uses his finger to scoop up some frosting from the belt and lick it.
Dean: Enjoy this because soon this will be around my waist…
Uh Oh, Sephiroth, Necra, Ander, Mira, Rene, and Ragnarok charge the ring as the VVC bail out of the ring and go through the crowd.
Reno Vega: The VVC has made their intention clear.
Sephiroth goes to check on Joanne but Krieger shoves Sephiroth away and scoops up Joanne and carries her to the back as a confused Uh Oh looks on.
The camera fades to black.
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